Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

Commentary:
“Is everything expensive or am I just independently wealthy in an alternate universe? 💸🤔 #BrokeButBoojee”

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  • What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

    Commentary:
    🍎🍌🍊 “Ah yes, the prestigious profession of a ‘fruit stickerer’ – where attention to detail and precision are essential! 🤹‍♂️ Who knew perfectly placing those tiny stickers could be such a ripe career choice? 🍇🍐 Remember, it’s all about that peel-fection! 🤣”

  • Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like someone’s experiencing the ‘lettuce rage’ syndrome! 🥗😂 Don’t worry, you can always sneak in a burger for dessert! 🍔😉”

  • You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the wise words of someone who truly understands the value of the little things in life! Who knew that the humble toilet paper could teach us such profound lessons in gratitude and appreciation? Remember, folks, never underestimate the power of a well-stocked bathroom!”

  • If she says “you are my world” remember there are other planets. Stay alert, kings!

    Commentary:
    “Attention kings 🤴👑: When she claims you’re her whole world 🌎, just a gentle reminder that there are plenty of other planets out there! 🪐 Stay vigilant and keep exploring the galaxy of love! 🚀💫”

  • Filling animals with helium is kinda weird, but whatever floats your goat.

    Commentary:
    “Well, if you want a party that’s really ‘bleating’ edge, go ahead and fill up those animals with helium 🎈🐐 Who knows, maybe they’ll finally reach new heights in their social circles! Just make sure they don’t take off and become the G.O.A.T. of the skies! 🚀😂”

  • Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the classic childhood dream of growing up to struggle! 💪🏼👶🏼 Who needs easy street when you can take the scenic route through challenges, am I right? 😅 Keep aiming high, even if that means aiming for a struggle! 🎯 #LifeGoals”