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Funny square quotes

Funny square quotes πŸ“βœ¨ are the perfect blend of wit and geometry, turning everyday shapes into hilarious moments! Whether you love clever wordplay or just enjoy a good laugh πŸ˜„, these quirky sayings will have you smiling in no time. Get ready to see squares in a whole new light β€” funnier, sharper, and way more entertaining than you ever imagined! 😜🟦

Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I hope this email punches you square in the face.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Whoever created / mandated the auto start-stop feature on cars should be dragged into the town square to be tarred and feathered!

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

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