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Whoever created / mandated the auto start-stop feature on cars should be dragged into the town square to be tarred and feathered!

May 29, 2026

Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

May 27, 2026

I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.

May 25, 2026

Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

May 22, 2026

I hope this email punches you square in the face.

May 21, 2026

If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

May 20, 2026