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I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

May 21, 2026

When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

May 20, 2026

“I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

May 20, 2026

If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

May 20, 2026

Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

Mar 30, 2026

Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

Mar 29, 2026

My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

Mar 28, 2026

I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

Mar 27, 2026

I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

Mar 26, 2026

90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

Mar 26, 2026