If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

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Women are like a fitted sheet. No matter what you do or how hard you try, they just never seem to cooperate.

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You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.

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Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

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On Halloween, I’ll be handing out full size bars of really bad advice. Only while supplies last.

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Don’t study, get slutty!

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Actually, it’s illegal to be upset if you make a date on Halloween and they ghost you.

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If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

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Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.

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If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.”

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It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.