Commentary:
Channeling my inner Bowie… I'm off to buy more glitter and a pet iguana just to keep things interesting! ✨🦎
Funny taught quotes
If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame.
Commentary:
Time to hit the factory reset button on coolness and revert back to the default settings! 😎🔄💔
My mom recently asked me how to take a screenshot. At first, I laughed, but then I remembered she taught me how to tie my shoes.
Commentary:
Guess I owe her a "Tech for Tying" class 😂👟📱
I’m of the very strong opinion that sex ed should be taught by a woman 37 weeks into her third pregnancy, while her husband sits scrolling through his phone, and her other two children run wild.
Commentary:
Having a seasoned pro teach sex ed is like learning to swim from a shark—you're definitely getting the real deal! 🦈😅📱
If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.
Commentary:
Social media: where everyone's unique flavor of crazy gets a profile pic 🍿😂 #CrazyClub
If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.
Commentary:
Trying to use an umbrella as a parachute? Better hope for a soft landing on a cloud, or maybe some conveniently placed cartoon bushes! ☂️🤣🪂
Group projects taught me how to do everything alone and trust no one.
Commentary:
"Mastering the art of solo teamwork! 😅✌️ #TrustIssues101"
The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.
Commentary:
"Efficiency is just a fancy word for 'congratulations, here’s more work!' 🎉🗂️🤣"
If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.
Commentary:
"Twitter: Where grammar rules go to die 🐦🚫📚 Emojis are the new spelling 🤷♂️🤦♀️ #SpellCheckIsMyBestie"
My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.
Commentary:
"Who needs a personal chef when you have a feline foodie in the house? 🐱🍕 Forget tuna cans, this cat's got a taste for delivery! 😹🚗 #UberMeow"