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If David Bowie taught us anything, it’s that being a little weird is better than being forgettable.

May 19, 2026

If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame.

May 19, 2026

My mom recently asked me how to take a screenshot. At first, I laughed, but then I remembered she taught me how to tie my shoes.

Apr 1, 2026

I’m of the very strong opinion that sex ed should be taught by a woman 37 weeks into her third pregnancy, while her husband sits scrolling through his phone, and her other two children run wild.

Apr 1, 2026

If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

Mar 31, 2026

If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

Mar 30, 2026

Group projects taught me how to do everything alone and trust no one.

Mar 30, 2026

The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

Mar 30, 2026

If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

Mar 27, 2026

My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.

Mar 27, 2026