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Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

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I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

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If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

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Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.

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Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

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It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.

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I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow.

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My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

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Opinions are like air fryers. Everyone’s got one and they won’t stop banging on about them.

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Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.