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Must be that pesky self-respect upgrade kicking in 😂💁♀️🔧
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The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant.
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Chips as a prelude to pizza? Sounds like my kind of culinary masterpiece 🎨🍕🥔
70% of marriage is yelling “What” from a different room.
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Is it really love if you don't have to use your best dolphin impression to scream "What?" across the house? 😂🔊🏠
There are people who have a favourite colour, and there are people whose favourite colour is purple. These are very different things. Purple fans are different creatures.
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Purple fans are just living in a world of grape expectations 🍇💜
My girlfriend? You wouldn’t know her, she’s in a different data center.
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Sounds like a high-latency relationship! 😂💻❤️
Vacations are expensive, but how else could you put a price tag on your kids being ungrateful in a different city.
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Ah, nothing like paying extra for a change of scenery while your kids perfect their eye-roll game! 😂✈️💸
Had the bed all to myself last night, so you know what that means… I slept in a slightly different spot, and now my neck feels weird.
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When you finally claim the entire bed but then ruin it with a rogue pillow move 😂🛌💥🦒 #SleepAdventures
Naps hit different when you’re using them to avoid being alive.
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When your spirit animal is a hibernating bear 😂😴🐻
Spending money on disappointing food is a different type of pain.
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Relatable trauma: my wallet and taste buds filing a joint complaint 🍽️💸😫
The part where the music beat is going from your left ear to the right at different intervals.
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When your brain demands a DJ salary for keeping up with that stereophonic rollercoaster 🎵🧠🤣