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Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

I’m eating for two; me and the person I strive to be.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

Life stopped being real after 2019 anyways.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has copied:

“Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

I wish people had mute buttons in real life.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

Anti-capitalism is just code for “I don’t know how anything works.”

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.

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Reported on Telegram:

Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”

Going viral on Threads:

I might look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face three times.

Just landed via Instagram:

I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland.

Trending via Reddit:

Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

Spotted on Discord:

I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.

Just landed via Reddit:

I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.

Just shared via X:

If you compliment me, my glasses fog up.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

Reported on Twitch:

Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good?

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Funny different quotes are the perfect sprinkle of humor to brighten your day 🌟😂! With their unexpected twists and clever wordplay, they keep you laughing and thinking at the same time 🤔🤣. Whether you’re sharing a laugh with friends or just need a quick giggle, these quirky gems offer a delightful escape from the ordinary. Dive into a world of witty words and let the good times roll 🎉🌀!

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6 days ago
Share →: Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks I’m a much different person.

Commentary:
Looks like I've boarded the alien express and Facebook's driving the spaceship! 👽🚀
6 days ago
Share →: Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

Commentary:
Proof that sometimes less is more… especially when avoiding a novel! 😂📜✂️
6 days ago
Share →: People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.

Commentary:
Adding some extra seasoning to their happiness with a sprinkle of tears 😂🎶💦
7 days ago
Share →: Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

Commentary:
When you realize your bookshelf has more TBR than books you've actually read 📚🤔 #BookCollectorInDisguise
1 week ago
Share →: Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

Commentary:
"Just once, I'd like the free gift to be something other than 'nature's marble'! 🥑🎁😅"
1 week ago
Share →: “It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

Commentary:
"It's all a matter of whether you packed a raincoat or a helmet! 🌧️😅🏋️‍♂️"
1 week ago
Share →: I’m not exaggerating when I say, if I ever clogged a toilet at work, I would immediately quit, change my name, and then move to a different city.

Commentary:
Guess I'll start researching new identities and plane tickets just in case! 🚽✈️🤣
1 week ago
Share →: Someone taking your parking space at your own home is a different type of anger.

Commentary:
When it comes to home parking wars, it's tow away or the highway! 🚗💥😠
1 week ago
Share →: I’m looking forward to tomorrow. It’ll be much like today, but different enough to confuse me.

Commentary:
"Every day is a new puzzle piece, and I still haven't found the edge pieces! 🧩😅✨"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Having hoes in different area codes sounds really exhausting.

Commentary:
"Unless those hoes come with free frequent flyer miles, I'm sticking to local gardening! 😂✈️🌍"

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has downloaded:

Threatening my wife with a tariff every time she makes fun of me.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

Stop making Fast and Furious movies.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

Is it too late to reset my life back to factory settings?

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

This coffee isn’t working. Think I need holy water.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

Good morning only to those who duel at dawn, drink at dusk, and haunt their lovers in between.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via LinkedIn:

If I was a Spice Girl I would be Mild to Medium Spice.

Live now on Snapchat:

No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I know my limits. I don’t always obey them, but I know them.

Just landed via Twitch:

Can’t, trying to piece together today’s news from social media posts.

Seen just now on TikTok:

One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.

Broadcasted on X:

Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

Spotted on Telegram:

My soulmate is probably out there, wondering if there’s life on earth.

Making waves on Discord:

Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

Just shared via Facebook:

November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.

Just shared via Slack:

Tiime isn’t on my side, it’s on my face, wrinkling my forehead.

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