33 funny smile quotes - Wordgag

Everybody looks sexier when they are happy.

May 30, 2026

The only thing that could possibly put a smile on my face is a Sharpie.

May 29, 2026

I smile at all animals, just not the human ones.

May 29, 2026

Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I like you, I might be picturing you on fire.

May 28, 2026

Women only want one thing, and it’s the power to cast men who tell us to smile right into a pit of giant venomous serpents.

May 28, 2026

Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.

May 28, 2026

Not smiling until Friday; nothing is funny this week.

May 27, 2026

Good things happen when you smile or when you’re naked.

May 27, 2026

Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

May 26, 2026

You can always tell it’s Monday because nobody’s smiling.

May 26, 2026

Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

May 26, 2026

You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

May 26, 2026

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

May 26, 2026

Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

May 26, 2026

Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

May 25, 2026

No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

May 24, 2026

I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

May 23, 2026

My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

May 23, 2026

Tried a smile yesterday and my white blood cells attacked it.

May 23, 2026

I feel like a wildlife photographer when I spend hours trying to capture my teenager’s smile.

May 22, 2026

I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

May 22, 2026

If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

May 21, 2026

I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.

May 21, 2026

That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.

May 21, 2026

Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile. Because you’re a joke.

May 20, 2026

Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

May 20, 2026

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

May 20, 2026

It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

May 20, 2026

I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

May 20, 2026

Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.

May 20, 2026

There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

May 20, 2026

Anyone else smile at old people just to show that you’re one of the good ones.

May 19, 2026

My budget for this month is a smile, and I don’t know how long that will last.

May 19, 2026