If I was a fish, I’d be smoking all the seaweed. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:That's one way to stay off the hook! 🐟🚬🌿 Related funny posts 🤝 People always say, “There’s plenty of fish in the sea” … yeah, but I’ve got my eye fixed on that specific, emotionally distant salmon who has commitment issues. Maybe in another universe, I punched him in the face instead of staying quiet. If you drink a lot of water, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy looking for a bathroom. Why learn new slang? Stay bogus. That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.