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If I was God, I would’ve equipped women with venom glands.

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Watch out, fellas! If women had venom glands, some of us might not survive a girl's night out! 🐍💄

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged gland, God, humor, hypothetical, i, imagination, venom, venom gland, woman, women on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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