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Funny venom quotes

Funny venom quotes are the perfect blend of wit and wicked charm πŸ•·οΈβœ¨ Whether you’re a fan of the mischievous antihero or just love clever one-liners that sting with humor πŸπŸ˜‚, these quotes will have you laughing out loud while embracing your inner chaos. Ready to unleash some venomous laughs? Let’s dive into the funniest bites that pack a punch! πŸ’₯😎

If I was God, I would’ve equipped women with venom glands.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

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