If she has Bukowski on her nightstand, she will devour you. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like a book club with a side of cannibalism! ππ π΄ Related funny posts π Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud? You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.) I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes. There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me. Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done.