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If she has Bukowski on her nightstand, she will devour you.

If she has Bukowski on her nightstand, she will devour you.

Commentary:
Sounds like a book club with a side of cannibalism! 📚😅🍴

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged book, Bukowski, devour, humor, literature, nightstand, relationship, woman on Jul 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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