I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.

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“Ah, the most crucial part of any book – the page numbers! 📚✏️ Who needs a plot or characters when your page numbers are on point? Maybe I should start my own book with just the dedication page… 😂📖 #Priorities”

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