I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes. Posted onMay 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like the perfect mix of a book club and a plot twist! ππ Related funny posts π€ Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story. Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud? My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they donβt read it fast enough. There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me. Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done.