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If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?”

If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?”

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Oh, if only blending in with walls was an Olympic sport, I'd be a gold medalist! 🤣🏅 But hey, don't be too jealous of my ghostly glow – it's my superpower! 💁‍♂️ Who needs a tan when you can blind people with your radiance, am I right? 😂 #PaleAndProud

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged humor, joke, me, pale, reply, response, shocked, someone, surprise on Nov 4, 2025 by slickboy.

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← Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people. Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation. →

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