If someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?” Posted onOct 31, 2023Oct 31, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf someone asks why you’re so pale, simply reply, completely shocked, “You can see me?” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work. We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe. When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.” When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.” If someone asks you why you’re single, just answer with: “Got lucky.”
