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If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.

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"Honestly, if my cats could brew a mean espresso, I'd be a morning person! ☕🐱😴"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged breakfast, cat, cats, coffee, domestication, early, getting, going, humor, insist, learn, me, mornings, pet, sarcasm, upon, waking, waking up on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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