If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, theyโre going to have to learn how to make coffee. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Honestly, if my cats could brew a mean espresso, I'd be a morning person! โ๐ฑ๐ด" Related funny posts ๐ค I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep. I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then. Of course, because Iโm wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence. It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up. You canโt be everyoneโs cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.