If the only person you’re competing with is yourself, how could you lose? Commentary:Looks like I'm undefeated… and also winless! 😅🏆🤷♂️ Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself. Game night with the family is only fun until I lose. I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind. You lose some, you lose some more. Christmas adverts: “Eat all the food! Drink all the drink! Spoil yourself! It’s Christmas!” New year adverts: “Look at what you’ve done to yourself, you fat sack of shit!”