If the only person youβre competing with is yourself, how could you lose? Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like I'm undefeated… and also winless! π ππ€·ββοΈ Related funny posts π I haven’t lost my virginity because I never lose. Prior to the arrival of Paper and Scissors, Rock faced no competition. It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people. Listen to the birds, not the news. My summer body has been pending for about ten years.