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If the only person you’re competing with is yourself, how could you lose?

If the only person you’re competing with is yourself, how could you lose?

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Looks like I'm undefeated… and also winless! 😅🏆🤷‍♂️

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged competition, humor, inspiration, lose, mindset, motivation, only, person, self, yourself on Jul 19, 2025 by slickboy.

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