Nobody says, ‘Bless you,’ when you fart. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Farting: the sneeze of the south with no blessing in sight! ๐จ๐ Related funny posts ๐ค Sometimes, fasting from people is also important. When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes. Do mens sneezes get louder and louder as they age until they explode? Sometimes I sneeze so loud and hard I think Iโm a dad. If you live in the same hemisphere as me, youโve probably already heard me sneeze.