If you aren’t sleeping with me, then you’re sleeping against me. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Is my bed a secret wrestling ring I didn't know about? 🤔🤼♂️🛌 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me. I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking. A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day. You’ve agreed to go out with me, so that’s going to immediately count against you. I love sleeping. You don’t spend any money and you don’t miss anyone.