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Playful quote about dating humor, highlighting witty sarcasm in a fun, lighthearted way.

You’ve agreed to go out with me, so that’s going to immediately count against you.

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Going out on an adventure called "Poor Judgment" and I've got the perfect tour guide 🤣🚩

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged count, date, dating, going, humor, joke, me, relationship, sarcasm on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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