You’ve agreed to go out with me, so that’s going to immediately count against you. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Going out on an adventure called "Poor Judgment" and I've got the perfect tour guide 🤣🚩 Related funny posts 🤝 When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure. Need to become a tour guide. I’ve just realized it’s the only job I can think of that combines my loves of walking around and knowing more than everyone around me. I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time. Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun. I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.