I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.

I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.

Commentary:
“Who needs tissues when you have a dog? 🐶❤️ Your furry friend is just helping you with your hydration levels! #DogHugsAreTheBest”

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