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I’m not well rested. Sleeping Beauty was well rested.

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Don’t study, get slutty!

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At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.

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I like my bed more than I like most people.

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LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

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Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.

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I need a chiropractor for my brain.

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Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?

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Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

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Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.