If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth. Posted on3 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the sweet sound of silence! It seems opinions are like bad breath – best kept to oneself. Unless you've got a mint, of course." Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911. On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet. Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’ On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake. Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”