If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your han… Commentary:"Ah, the sweet sound of silence! It seems opinions are like bad breath – best kept to oneself. Unless you've got a mint, of course." Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes. Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger. The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee. Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally. Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.
