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If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your han…

If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your han…

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet sound of silence! It seems opinions are like bad breath – best kept to oneself. Unless you've got a mint, of course."

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, humor, life, mouth, opinion, sarcasm, self-expression on Mar 17, 2025 by slickboy.

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