If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah, the sweet sound of silence! It seems opinions are like bad breath – best kept to oneself. Unless you've got a mint, of course." Related Funny Posts 🤝 Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please. I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes. Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger. Whales go days, sometimes weeks at a time without giving anyone their opinion. Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.