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Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please.

Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's mouth clocked in for work before their brain did! 😂👄 Sending thoughts and prayers for a speedy recovery from the sassy syndrome! 🙏"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged attitude, humor, i, lord, me, mouth, office, oh, prayers, sarcasm, sass, today, work on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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