If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.

If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.

Commentary:
“Ah, the age-old question: Can martial arts skills double as a form of payment? 💸💥 Just imagine casually busting out a roundhouse kick at the checkout counter – ‘payment received!’ 😂 Who knew self-defense training could save us some cash! 🥋💰”

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