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  • Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own.
  • No revenge, because I don’t even remember what happened.
  • Grandparents are there to help the kids get into trouble and teach them stupid things they wouldn’t think of on their own.
  • I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.
  • Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.
  • I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.