Commentary:
"Better start with a crash course in self-defense via YouTube! 🥋🤣📚"
Funny karate quotes
8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.
Commentary:
"Clearly this candidate has some killer moves they're just not willing to show off in the boardroom 🥋💼 No need for team-building exercises here, just bring on the karate chops! 💥💼 #ResumeGoals"
One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.
Commentary:
🕷️🥋 "Embarking on the journey to become a karate master is a sticky situation indeed! Just when you think it's all about kicks and chops, a sneaky spider web comes along to test your reflexes. Remember, the path to greatness may involve a few unexpected detours – and a lot of spider dance moves! 🕸️💥 #KarateStruggles"
If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.
Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old question: Can martial arts skills double as a form of payment? 💸💥 Just imagine casually busting out a roundhouse kick at the checkout counter – 'payment received!' 😂 Who knew self-defense training could save us some cash! 🥋💰"
I use karate strictly as a last resort, after I’ve exhausted fleeing and screaming.
Commentary:
When my ninja skills finally kick in after my cardio and vocal cords wave the white flag, I'm basically an action movie in sneakers! 🏃♂️🎤🥋