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Funny karate quotes

Funny karate quotes 🥋😂 bring a punch of humor to the martial arts world! Whether you’re a black belt or just a fan of epic kicks and ninja moves, these witty sayings will have you laughing harder than a flying sidekick. Ready to chop some stress away and kickstart your day with smiles? Let’s dive into the funniest karate moments that prove martial arts can be seriously fun! 🥷💥🤣

In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

8 year gap on resume that just says “karate”.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.

Posted onMar 25, 2026

If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.

Posted onMar 23, 2026

I use karate strictly as a last resort, after I’ve exhausted fleeing and screaming.

Posted onMar 23, 2026

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