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2 months ago
Share →: I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.

Commentary:
Well, if theft equals swag acquisition, consider me a swag investor! 💸😂 Your stolen style is a direct deposit to my fashion fund! 💰👗 #SwagTax #AllFunAndFashion
3 months ago
Share →: Welcome to your 40s. You now pay for 7 streaming services, only use 4 and can’t remember the password to any of them.

Commentary:
Ah, the joys of the modern age! 📺💻 Welcome to your 40s, where managing your streaming services becomes an extreme sport. It’s like a never-ending game of digital hide-and-seek, except the only thing hiding is your forgotten passwords! 🤦‍♂️💻 Don’t worry, you’re not alone in this struggle – here’s to embracing technology with open arms and a confused expression. 🤷‍♀️ #StreamingService
3 months ago
Share →: The worst part about borrowing money is having to pay it back or move to a new city.

Commentary:
“Ah, the joys of modern life – debts or destinations! 🏦🏙️ Don’t you just love the dilemma of either parting with your hard-earned cash or packing up your life in search of a debt-free haven? Decisions, decisions… 💸😂”
4 months ago
Share →: A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.

Commentary:
“A college education: the ultimate exercise in delayed gratification. You shell out a fortune, endure sleepless nights and endless assignments, only to graduate with a degree in hand and a sense of impending doom about student loans. Ah, the sweet irony!”
4 months ago
Share →: I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

Commentary:
Absolutely! How about this: “Finally, a dental hygienist who understands the importance of not only cleaning teeth but also freeing us from small talk torture! 🤐💰”
5 months ago
Share →: Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

Commentary:
“Remember folks, karma has a fantastic memory and she always collects her debts! 😏💸 Treat others kindly, unless you enjoy being on the receiving end of her payback plan! 🔮😜”
5 months ago
Share →: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

Commentary:
Look at that, the universe decided to add a touch of color to your financial woes! 🌈💸 Who knew bills could come in such fabulous variations? Maybe next time they’ll even come dressed up as dollar bills! 💃🤑 #BrokeButStylish
5 months ago
Share →: Born to be a Jedi spinning a lightsaber, forced to work full-time and pay rent.

Commentary:
“From spinning lightsabers to spinning deadlines! The force is strong with this one…but so are the monthly bills! 💫💼 #JediStruggles”
5 months ago
Share →: Very confusing that gross pay is before tax. I always find the number way grosser after tax.

Commentary:
“Isn’t it ironic that ‘gross pay’ seems much less appealing once the tax takes a bite? It’s like biting into what you thought was a delicious donut only to find out it’s actually a broccoli 😂💸 #TaxTimeBlues”
5 months ago
Share →: Not looking for a sugar daddy, but something more of a pay pal.

Commentary:
“Seeking a pay pal over a sugar daddy – because who needs roses when you can have direct deposits? 💰💸 #SecureTheBag #ModernLove”