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Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

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I’m at my most math when I solve a problem while creating three new ones.

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I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

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Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

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Before I had kids I was only vaguely aware that Saturday had a 7am.

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I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.