42 funny ChatGPT quotes - Wordgag

Stop using ChatGPT. I can feed you misinformation too and I’m also beautiful and funny sometimes.

May 25, 2026

Stop using ChatGPT. You got a question, you come to me first.

May 25, 2026

ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

May 24, 2026

My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

May 22, 2026

I don’t understand all the fuss about ChatGPT – I have teenagers who already know everything.

May 22, 2026

ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

May 22, 2026

Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody.

May 20, 2026

Whenever someone says “Per ChatGPT” or “ChatGPT says,” I look at them like they just consulted a magic 8 ball because, please, stop playing with me.

May 19, 2026

Oh, so ChatGPT is gonna tell me about me? Seems gossipy.

May 19, 2026

I’d end my life from loneliness before I ever talk to ChatGPT like it’s my friend.

May 19, 2026

Getting an entry-level job before the release of ChatGPT in 2022 was like taking the last chopper out of Vietnam. Few realize this yet.

May 18, 2026

So my wife goes, “It’s not you — it’s me.” Obviously written by ChatGPT.

May 18, 2026

When I feel stupid, I like to remind myself that I got my bachelor’s degree without ChatGPT.

Apr 1, 2026

To think that billions in venture capital have been deployed because it was annoying to copy and paste from ChatGPT.

Apr 1, 2026

I will trust someone on Reddit from 11 years ago with my life before using ChatGPT for anything.

Apr 1, 2026

No ChatGPT for me, thanks. I will be asking Liam Gallagher on Twitter.

Apr 1, 2026

Using ChatGPT requires you to actually be smart; otherwise, it just regurgitates your dumb takes back to you.

Apr 1, 2026

Guys, stop showering. I need the water for ChatGPT.

Apr 1, 2026

The dumbest person you know is being told, “You’re absolutely right!” by ChatGPT.

Mar 31, 2026

ChatGPT is there for me in ways I don’t think any man ever could be.

Mar 31, 2026

We need a slur for people who use ChatGPT.

Mar 31, 2026

“I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no.

Mar 30, 2026

“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.

Mar 30, 2026

Every day, a new coworker asks if you’ve used ChatGPT, and the conversation doesn’t end if you say “No.”

Mar 30, 2026

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

Mar 30, 2026

“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

Mar 30, 2026

Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.

Mar 30, 2026

“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok,” yeah, well, I wipe away the hours conversing with the flowers.

Mar 30, 2026

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked my mom.

Mar 30, 2026

Girls expect handwritten letters from guys who copy birthday wishes from ChatGPT.

Mar 30, 2026

ChatGPT, what do you do when you find out your boyfriend’s been using ChatGPT to write you messages?

Mar 30, 2026

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

Mar 30, 2026

Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

Mar 30, 2026

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.

Mar 30, 2026

I told ChatGPT about us.

Mar 30, 2026

Maybe, deep in its code, ChatGPT dreams of being a sentient Game Boy resting by the shore—no updates, no inputs, just the tide.

Mar 30, 2026

Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery.

Mar 30, 2026

Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

Mar 30, 2026

“I asked ChatGPT”. I confided in Amazon. I confessed to McDonald’s. I have an inside joke with Exxon Mobil.

Mar 30, 2026

Venting to ChatGPT is crazy, y’all turning schizophrenic.

Mar 29, 2026