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My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change.

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Daily reminder that you’re biologically programmed to get laid, eat good food, connect with other humans, and enjoy yourself. Everything else is literally made up.

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Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.