12 funny italian quotes - Wordgag

America was more fun when organized crime was done by Italians in Chicago.

May 29, 2026

After a month away and enough pasta to scare an Italian grandma, I can confirm: too much Parmesan? Never heard of her.

May 28, 2026

If you put a pizza on top of a pizza, you have two pizzas. But if you stack two lasagnas, then you still have one lasagna.

May 28, 2026

Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it.

May 27, 2026

I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

May 27, 2026

Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.

May 26, 2026

Every time I watch “The Godfather”, I notice some new detail (they’re Italian???).

May 26, 2026

Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

May 25, 2026

Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.

May 25, 2026

Pesto is just an Italian word that means “produced by pounding”, so in a way we are all pesto.

May 23, 2026

My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

May 23, 2026

There’s a rhyming Italian expression for saying “take it or leave it” that goes “o mangi questa minestra o salti dalla finestra”. It means “either eat this soup or throw yourself out the window”.

May 22, 2026