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I support Bluesky in theory, but in practice, it’s like a JRPG with no bad guys.

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To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.

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I need to get my shit together, but at this point, I’m waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in.

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People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.

72 shares on Pinterest this month:

You can’t be everyone’s cup of tea, let them sip on their own bland brew.

53 shares on TikTok this month:

Anxiety should have a loyalty rewards program.

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I hate when people ask me: “Why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others, “Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude.

43 shares on Messenger this month:

I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

51 shares on Slack this month:

I hate being around people who mistake my childlike wonder as naivety or weakness. I am simply a war general who loves to giggle.

69 shares on Twitch this month:

I get shy when my man stares at me for too long because what if he’s realizing I’m actually a lil ugly.

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If someone wants to spend time with you, they’ll let you know. Get rid of those people.

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Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

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If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!

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“Don’t judge a book by its cover” is a beautiful, powerful sentiment that I fully ignore when book shopping.

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David Attenborough narrating my life: “He’s still sleeping.”

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No one lies more than a parent who says, “We’ll see.” You know we’re not seeing anything.

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My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

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My sex face is the same as my first pee in three hours face.

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I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

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My hair will never allow me to commit any crime; I leave my DNA everywhere.

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In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

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Turns out, “unc” is short for unconstitutional.

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Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

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I had a million opportunities to waste money this year, and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

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Caveman: I just invented the wheel. Journalist: Here’s why the wheel is bad for humanity.

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I’m not alone. I have ants.

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I’m always best at the things I shouldn’t do.

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Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.

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A man rejecting my advances can’t hurt me. I have a dog who leaves the bed every time I climb in.

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If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

“You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job.

Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.

If you sweat while you eat, it should count as a workout.

Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm.

Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.

My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

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If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

Keep the laugh going 😂

“You don’t load the dishwasher right,” I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job.

Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.

If you sweat while you eat, it should count as a workout.

Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm.

Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.

My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

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