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49 shares on Instagram this month:

They say money can’t buy happiness, but could someone just give me a lot of it and let me see for myself?

20 shares on Telegram this month:

There aren’t enough rap songs about cutting coupons.

14 shares on Facebook this month:

Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

27 shares on Telegram this month:

I refuse to learn the color coding for heart emojis. Your heart means what I want it to, and vice versa.

34 shares on TikTok this month:

Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

44 shares on WeChat this month:

Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

89 shares on Slack this month:

Not sure what’s longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone, insisting it’s hilarious.

64 shares on Twitch this month:

This summer went by so fast, I didn’t even get a chance to lose any weight.

95 shares on Slack this month:

I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

100 shares on Messenger this month:

If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.

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I was dropped as an adult.

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Ever look at someone and think you could spend the rest of your life saying “What?” to this person?

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Some people are wise, some folks are otherwise.

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You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

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It’s okay to admit you want my lips on yours.

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We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.

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The second date is you watching me parallel park and trying not to have a stroke.

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Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

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Avocado is just green butter.

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The fatigue is reaching levels that shouldn’t even be possible.

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I’m a people pleaser, unless you don’t like that. Then I’m not.

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I’m old enough to remember when regular websites were usable.

Just landed via Discord:

Can we change the phrase “Can I be frank with you” to “Can I be william with you”? I don’t want to be Frank.

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Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Achieving AGI by reducing the intelligence of the average human rather than increasing the intelligence of AI.

Seen just now on Reddit:

The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

Breaking via Discord:

I did some exercise in 2010, I should be good for another few years.

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I hate when people ask me, “What did you do today?” Like, buddy, listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don’t know.

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If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

Job-hopping is a funny concept, like ‘Hey, I’m gonna go hate my life over there instead.’

All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos.

After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.

Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

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If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

Keep the laugh going 😂

The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

Job-hopping is a funny concept, like ‘Hey, I’m gonna go hate my life over there instead.’

All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos.

After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.

Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

I’m inventing a website for unemployed people called LinkedOut.

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