Trendy Funny Quotes

  • One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan.
  • I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.
  • If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.
  • Today’s book recommendation: “The Art of Silence” by the famous Chinese philosopher Shut-Up.
  • I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!
  • No, I wasn’t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.