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Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only.

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The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

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My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.

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Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

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The days will soon be shorter again. Then it won’t rain for so long.

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The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

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“Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

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The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.

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If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

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I dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a piece of me was actually already stiff.

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Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.

86 shares on TikTok this month:

Maybe I died of Covid in 2020, and this is hell.

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Single introverts be like, “If it’s meant to be, my future love will simply teleport into my living room.”

81 shares on Snapchat this month:

Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

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What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

68 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

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Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

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Was in a bookshop and asked a worker if he could recommend books to me. He said, ‘Sure, they’re great.’

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I only attract psychopaths. If you’ve ever had a crush on me, find a therapist.

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I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

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I’m at the age when riding around town, I say, “When did they build that?”

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Just because you haven’t found the right person, doesn’t mean you will.

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Starting is the hardest part. Unless it’s eating chocolate. Then stopping is the hardest part.

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Just got some minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.

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When it rains in New York, the train starts smelling like hamster.

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I would rather lose you than the argument.

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Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.

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Old age comes at a bad time. Once you finally know everything, you start to forget everything you know.

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AI is that friend who is always there for you but gives terrible advice.

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For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

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I just need my friends to know I would do absolutely anything for them, except reply to their message.

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Very disappointed to find out that the universal remote control I bought does not control the universe.

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I don’t hate you. I just don’t like that you exist.

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You have 8 hours remaining to create shareholder value.

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All dogs go to heaven, but I never see them in church.

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Celery is depressing green water wafers.

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If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

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Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only.

The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.

Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

The days will soon be shorter again. Then it won’t rain for so long.

The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

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