If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.

Commentary:
โ€œTurning betrayal into a family affair! ๐Ÿ‘ช๐Ÿ”ฅ Who needs a cheating boyfriend when you can upgrade to a upgraded model? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ด #UltimateRevenge #StepSonGoalsโ€

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