If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary. And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date. Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.