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Who knew the at-home daycare service could be a mutual exchange program? 😂🤝👶
42 Funny dad quotes
My dad must pay my monthly cell phone bill as atonement for his original sin of creating my consciousness.
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Guess that makes unlimited texting the new "forbidden fruit" plan! 📱🍏😄
Is it just my dad, or do all fathers watch videos on their phones with the volume full blast, with no concern for anyone else in the house?
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Ah yes, the secret dad ritual of 'Phone Concerts for the Entire House'—free of charge, whether you like it or not! 📱🎶👨👧👦🔊
My dad told my sister’s new boyfriend to stand at the end of the picture so he can crop him out whenever she dumps him.
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Looks like sis's boyfriend is in the official "probation perimeter" of the family photos! 😂📸✂️
Every time I do something stupid, my dad stares at my mom like he wants a refund.
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I guess my dad's still trying to find the receipt for the 'me' package 🤷♂️😂
Dads hate stopping on road trips because then all of the vehicles they worked hard to pass for the last hour get back ahead of them.
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Sounds like dads view rest stops as a personal vendetta against time and traffic 🚗💨🚫⛽😅
Never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume.
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Sounds like your dad's sneezes come with surround sound effects 🌪️🤧🔊
At some point in life, you graduate from Family Guy to American Dad.
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Level up complete: now unlocking Dad Mode! 🤣🎓👨👧👦
You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools.
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Been there, done that! I've mastered the art of finding exactly what wasn't asked for! 🔧😅👨🔧
My dad wasn’t absent or present; he was a secret third thing.
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Sounds like you've unlocked the DLC character of parenting 🤔🕵️♂️✨