If youβre offended by bacon, the United States of America isnβt for you. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like bacon isn't the only thing getting crispy here! πΊπΈπ₯π Related funny posts π€ According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, Iβm 4 people. At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add? Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day. Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies? Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.