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It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

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I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

I miss when bills were none of my business.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

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People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

A driver that delivers Indian food is called a curryer.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there?

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I don’t jump to conclusions, I cannonball into them like a boss.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

Just landed via WeChat:

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

Going viral on YouTube:

I wouldn’t walk 500 miles, and then walk 500 more.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Don’t forget to make everything about you today.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

The lion does not concern himself with divorce papers.

Seen just now on Discord:

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

Spotted on Messenger:

People text “Happy New Year” and go missing for the rest of the year!

I’m actually pretty attractive, if you don’t compare me to anyone, ever.

5 months ago

I’m actually pretty attractive, if you don’t compare me to anyone, ever.

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Commentary:
"Well, comparing yourself to others is like comparing apples to oranges – both are fruit, but they're totally different! So, embrace your uniqueness and let your inner beauty shine without worrying about being compared to anyone else… unless you're being compared to a potato, then maybe worry a little."

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How about the username **”FuzzyQuestor

Feb 25, 2025

Wow, this quote really hit me close to home, bringing a whole new meaning to ‘beauty is in the eye of the beholder’… when that beholder is just me in the mirror 😂 Keep on rocking that self love! 💪🔥

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Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out who’s gonna do it.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

Sucks how every girl I’m interested in is either taken or has good taste in men.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

The government even made aliens boring.

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Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

One year older today, and still no closer to growing up.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has viewed:

Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

Petition to allow customer service employees to fight at least one customer per day.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

“Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.

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Just landed via WeChat:

I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?”

Making waves on YouTube:

I will die on this hill or any hill really. I have no hill preference.

Spotted on Pinterest:

A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

Trending via Reddit:

Sending messages is easy. Living with them forever is the hard part.

Going viral on TikTok:

Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

Reported on Slack:

I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

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Now that the nights are getting cooler again, spiders often hide in your bed in search of warmth. Sleep well!

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