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I tried being both attractive and talented, but the universe said "Pick a struggle" 😅🌎✨
25 Funny attractive quotes
An easy way to check if you’re attractive: send a “Hey” DM and see if they reply.
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Testing my attractiveness level one "Hey" at a time… results still pending 😂📩💔
It’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you, omg.
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When you're so shocked that someone hot likes you, you start questioning if you accidentally became a celebrity overnight! 🌟😱🔥
Most attractive muscle on a man? The frontal lobe. Fully developed.
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Flex those brain muscles! 💪🧠 Smart is the new sexy! 😄
It’s cool how seeing a less flattering photo of an attractive friend does not change my perception of them at all, but seeing one of myself makes me want to jump off a bridge.
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Jumping off a bridge?! 😱 Calm down, just think of it as giving the camera a candid blooper moment! 📸😆
The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we’re born and only stops when you’re taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.
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Why does my brain play hide and seek whenever I'm trying to impress someone? 🤔🤦♂️💡
I’m going to become more attractive or more delusional; I haven’t decided yet.
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Looks like my mirror is getting ready for the show of a lifetime! 😂😂🌟
Men become instantly more attractive when they wear aviators; it’s science.
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"Who needs a dating app when you have a pair of aviators? 😎🌟 #InstantUpgrade"
My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.
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"When you’ve mastered the ancient art of 'Stare-a-fu', but forgot your bravery potion at home. 🥺👀✨"
A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.
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"Who needs a makeover when you have Photoshop to save the day? 💁♂️💻 Say goodbye to bad hair days and hello to flawless selfies! 😜 #FilterGoals"