I’m an adult, that’s why I can have Skittles for dinner. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Adulting is just a fancy word for Skittles buffet time! π¬π Related funny posts π€ At my size, Iβd be called Buffet the Vampire Slayer. Moment of silence for those who received mugs that arenβt microwave- and dishwasher-safe. Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in. Why would I finish my thought when I could have a new, more exciting one? You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”.