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I’m broke — I got money, but it’s for responsibilities.

I’m broke — I got money, but it’s for responsibilities.

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When your wallet has commitment issues: "Sorry, I'm financially grounded right now! 💸➡️📅"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged broke, got, i, money, responsibility on Sep 30, 2025 by slickboy.

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