I’m broke — I got money, but it’s for responsibilities. Commentary:When your wallet has commitment issues: "Sorry, I'm financially grounded right now! 💸➡️📅" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Ludacris once said “If you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since. I’m so broke, I owe myself money. I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I want to sleep like a cat. 14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets. I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you. When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke, the dizziness starts at 6 a.m.