I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

I'm clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I'm sad there's no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.
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