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Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.

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Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

75 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I am very depressed and in a really bad mood. Perhaps it will get better if I sit inside on a beautiful day and dwell compulsively.

42 shares on Snapchat this month:

Adding geologist to my resume after hitting rock bottom.

87 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“I’ll just iron my clothes for work in the morning,” he thought in stupid bachelor.

100 shares on Discord this month:

I started calling the new guy at work “Grok” because he thinks he knows everything.

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Saying “You’re tearing this family apart” whenever someone argues with me.

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After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

66 shares on Telegram this month:

You can make a salad without lettuce if you want, there are no rules.

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Stop roasting yourself, you’re not a marshmallow.

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I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.

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More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

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I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.

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I’m getting to the age where it’s rude to pull out a bottle of ibuprofen if I don’t have enough for everyone.

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Marriage is for life. But when that was first said, life was shorter.

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If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

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It’s finally actually Saturday after just thinking it was Saturday every day for the last five days.

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Seeing a BBL in real life is a reality-altering experience.

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So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

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I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

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Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

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I’m looking for insults so intelligent you don’t realize you’ve been roasted until three thoughts later.

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Men be like, yes, I hurt you, but now you hate me, so I am the true victim.

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Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

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Men are very good at being women lately.

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I waste a lot of time putting my phone down to just pick it back up again.

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An introvert walked into a bar. Just kidding. The introvert stayed home.

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Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

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When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

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I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

I may not know what’s going on, but I also have no idea what’s happening.

Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

Girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go, like feathers falling from an angel’s wings.

As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

I think when girls start liking pink again, it means they’re healing.

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I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I may not know what’s going on, but I also have no idea what’s happening.

Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

Girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go, like feathers falling from an angel’s wings.

As long as you don’t ever give them your real name, they can’t accuse you of not keeping the mystery alive in your relationship.

I think when girls start liking pink again, it means they’re healing.

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