I’m having people over to stare at their phones later… Commentary:"Come on over and let's be antisocial together! 📱😂 Who needs face-to-face conversations when we've got phone screens to keep us company, am I right? #ModernGathering" Related Funny Posts 🤝 When phones were tied with wires, people were free. Now that phones are wireless, people are tied. I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask. We use our phones to watch videos that remind us of what life was like before we had phones. It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie! I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.