Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My neighbors listen to really good music, whether they like it or not.
  • Part of fatherhood is becoming an expert in some obscure topic and teaching it to your children who stopped listening 30 minutes ago.
  • You never realize how many curse words are in a song till you play it for your family.
  • I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.
  • All mushrooms are edible. Some only once.
  • I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.