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I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by.

Commentary:
"Come on over and let's be antisocial together! 📱😂 Who needs face-to-face conversations when we've got phone screens to keep us company, am I right? #ModernGathering"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged fun, gathering, humor, invite, later, party, people, phones, social, stare, want on Mar 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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