I’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m having people over to stare at their phones later, if you want to come by. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 It’s a beautiful morning. Lots of people out walking their phones. Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later. I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch. Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it? Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!
