I’m in a long-distance relationship with the stars. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Reaching for the stars, but my arms are too short! πππ€² Related funny posts π€ My problem areas are my upper arms and earth. I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, itβs only half the distance. I keep forgetting iβm at the age where people will tell me theyβre pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive. No more bare minimum, I want the moon and the stars. Maybe even a planet at this point. Talking to the stars because people suck.