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I’m in a long-distance relationship with the stars.

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Reaching for the stars, but my arms are too short! 🌌😂🤲

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged astronomy, distance, humor, long distance, long-distance relationship, love, relationship, star, stars on May 19, 2026 by slickboy.

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