23 Funny star quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone needs a lesson in aim… 😂🎯 #StormtrooperFails

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  1 week ago

  Share →: People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

  Commentary:
  Boldly going where no 'Trekkie' has gone before… straight into the wrong fandom 🚀🌌😂

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.

  Commentary:
  "Interrupt my cruise again and I'll toss you overboard! 🚢😴☠️"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.

  Commentary:
  "Just waiting for one of them to say, 'These aren't the droids you're looking for.' 🤖✨🚀"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.

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  Commentary:
  "NASA called—they want their star back! 🚀✨ #OutOfThisWorld"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

  Commentary:
  "Right?! I mean, there's no way all those talented aliens are just extras! 👽🎬 #GiveAliensCredit"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?

  Commentary:
  Well, maybe it's because Pete Davidson's humor is scripted for the big screen, while your whining is more of a live, uncut performance… But hey, who knows, maybe a little less whine and a little more comedy could be the winning ticket to your own Hollywood romance!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

  Commentary:
  Maybe they bleeped out R2D2 because he had a beep mouth! 🤖🤐 #BeepBeepCensorship

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

  Commentary:
  "Maybe Hoth just really enjoys celebrating Christmas early every year… or maybe the Empire wanted to join in on the holiday cheer too 🤔❄️. Who knew Darth Vader was actually Santa's secret apprentice?"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's living life on the five-star lane! 🌟🍿 Who needs critics when you've got an abundance of joy-sparking movies at your fingertips, right? Keep that positivity train rolling, movie buff!"

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