40 funny star quotes - Wordgag

I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.

May 27, 2026

There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.

May 27, 2026

Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.

May 26, 2026

They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

May 26, 2026

Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?

May 25, 2026

Why did they have to bleep out everything R2D2 said?

May 25, 2026

Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

May 24, 2026

Giving every single movie I watch a five star review because it’s just such a joy to be alive.

May 24, 2026

Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me.

May 24, 2026

If I was a star and you were a star, I would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science.

May 24, 2026

Opening a Star Wars pub called Bar Bar Binks.

May 23, 2026

The single star on Texas’ flag is actually a review.

May 23, 2026

The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

May 23, 2026

Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

May 23, 2026

So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

May 23, 2026

My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

May 23, 2026

Since there are no other Vulcans on the enterprise and the crew has no comparison, Spock could be and probably is bullshitting them most of the time.

May 23, 2026

The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

May 22, 2026

It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

May 22, 2026

According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.

May 20, 2026

Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?

May 20, 2026

No more bare minimum, I want the moon and the stars. Maybe even a planet at this point.

May 20, 2026

A pretty girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.

May 19, 2026

I’m in a long-distance relationship with the stars.

May 19, 2026

“In a galaxy far, far away” is starting to sound quite enticing.

May 19, 2026

May the algorithms be with you.

May 19, 2026

A girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.

May 18, 2026

Am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star, and that’s exactly why I’m the way I am.

May 18, 2026

In Star Wars, anyone can hop in any spaceship and knows how to fly it. I just spent 20 minutes trying to find the headlights in a rental car.

May 18, 2026

No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something.

May 18, 2026

I can show you the stars, we just have to stand up really fast.

Apr 1, 2026

Babe, you have to believe me. I followed that porn star because I like her political views.

Apr 1, 2026

Do you think Yoda says “7-6” instead?

Apr 1, 2026

If a government has online beef with a pop star, it has already lost.

Apr 1, 2026

I don’t understand, “kill them with kindness”; can I use a lightsaber instead?

Apr 1, 2026

Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.

Mar 31, 2026

May the Force be with you… especially in Monday meetings.

Mar 31, 2026

I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

Mar 31, 2026

If you’re cheering for the stormtroopers, we cannot be friends.

Mar 30, 2026

People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

Mar 30, 2026