I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

I'm like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

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“Ah, the classic case of ‘beauty is in the eye of the beholder’ 🤔 Well, just remember, being 2% cute is still better than being 100% boring 😉💁‍♂️”

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