I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything. How can I be ready for the future when I’m not even ready to get up in the morning? Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem. Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me. Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.
