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🛣️🏡 "I'm not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway! Who knew being a driveway parent could be so tough? Guess I'll stick to keeping my roads less traveled for now!" 😄

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67 shares on Slack this month:

Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

35 shares on WhatsApp this month:

No, I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside.

91 shares on Pinterest this month:

If you catch me smiling at you, chances are I am plotting my revenge.

71 shares on Messenger this month:

I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not so sure anymore.

83 shares on X this month:

If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

84 shares on Discord this month:

Each day on Twitter, there is one main character. The goal is to never be it.

42 shares on Pinterest this month:

Fellas, if your lady is mad, ask her if it’s because she’s put on some weight. That’ll calm her down.

23 shares on Threads this month:

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.

49 shares on Threads this month:

Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

18 shares on Twitch this month:

Taking Adderall to use the calculator app.

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Salt and pepper shakers add an air of mystique to any bathroom.

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Men make money to be with a woman, but women make money to not have to be with a man. Clock it!

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For my future, I wish for another planet and a ticket to get there.

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People think I forgot the shit they said. Ain’t no expiration date on disrespect.

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I need money, not feelings.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

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If your coffee shop has a passive-aggressive ‘no Wi-Fi, pretend it’s the old days’ sign, I’m gonna smoke in there and pay 50 cents for coffee.

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I wonder how many people think, “What the hell?” after talking to me.

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If someone texts “Do you have a minute,” it’s a trick. Don’t fall for it.

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Anime characters are always like “But you didn’t know about my eye,” and then they activate their mode.

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Unfortunately for everyone, I will keep doing whatever I want.

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Some people get it. Most people don’t.

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The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.

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There’s no reason my stomach should be growling, I just gave it some iced coffee.

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I accidentally used my dog’s shampoo today, and now I’m feeling like such a good girl.

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Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

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The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.

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Petition to make check-in at hotels 11am and check-out 3pm, not the other way around. Like, WTF?

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I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

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We hate the same people and it’s so romantic.

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I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

Dating is so overrated. Let’s just get married.

Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

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I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.

I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

They need to invent a job for people who aren’t good at anything nor motivated nor social.

Dating is so overrated. Let’s just get married.

Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.

Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

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