I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway. Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:🛣️🏡 "I'm not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway! Who knew being a driveway parent could be so tough? Guess I'll stick to keeping my roads less traveled for now!" 😄 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You know you’re old when you you barely do anything all day, but still need a nap to continue doing barely anything. Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me. Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem. I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed. Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.
