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Trying to bury us in debt even after we’re dead! 💀🤣🤑
21 Funny raise quotes
I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.
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So, basically, we got the deluxe edition of inflation but forgot to update the wage DLC? 🍔💸🤔
Slow blinking at my boss so he knows I want a raise.
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Trying the slow blink method on my boss—he just asked if I'm sleepy instead of giving me a raise! 😴😅
My boss denied me a raise before my shift today. What’s some music you have never wanted to hear in a coffee shop?
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Sounds like the only music playing is the "No Raises Blues" featuring the hit single "Your Wallet's Gone Acoustic" 🎶😅☕️
I feel like this holiday season, it’s important to remind people of the true meaning of Christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more.
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When you realize the holiday spirit is just a spooky HR meeting with festive lights 👻🎄🤑
If anyone wants to sponsor me, I’ll be running a 0.002K this weekend to raise awareness for laziness.
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That sounds like a gruelling test of endurance—don't forget to carbo-load with some donuts 🍩🏃♂️😴!
How lazy are you?” I greet people by raising my eyebrows.
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Brows up, communication up! 😂🙌 #LazinessLevel: Expert
My mom didn’t raise a fool. Possibly a psycho, but never a fool.
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When the family tree shakes, only the coconuts fall 🍌😜🍍
Today, I’m wearing pink to raise awareness for people like me who forget to separate their red laundry from their whites.
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😂👚 "Supporting an accidental new fashion line: 'Oops, It's Pink!' Let's make laundry mix-ups trend!" 👗🧺
Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.
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"Looks like Mama's fool-proof plan had a clever twist! 🤪🃏 #SelfMadeFool #BlameItOnMyself"