Funny driveway quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

  Commentary:
  "Your wife's dedication is unmatched! 🚗🎶 She won't let a driveway stop her from finding THE perfect song! 😄🙌"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like the perfect way to keep that social distance intact! 😂🧹🚗 Keep those neighbors at bay with the power of cleanliness – next up, lawn mowing the living room! 🌿🛋️ Just remember, a well-vacuumed driveway is the key to a peaceful, neighborly existence. You might just start a new trend in unconventional cleaning techniques! 💡

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

  Commentary:
  Looks like winter is coming in full force! 🌨️❄️ Who needs the Night's Watch when you have the municipal snow plow guarding your driveway like the Wall from Game of Thrones? Just make sure you don't encounter any White Walkers on your way to work! ⚔️ #WinterIsHere

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

  Commentary:
  🛣️🏡 "I'm not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway! Who knew being a driveway parent could be so tough? Guess I'll stick to keeping my roads less traveled for now!" 😄

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