I’m only here to test your patience, but like, in a sexy way. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Testing patience: 80% annoyance, 20% charisma ššš¤·āāļø Related funny posts š¤ Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: “You’re a pain in the ass!” I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Being annoying is the most beautiful thing a woman could be. God sends you an only child as a friend to test you. I get all the cardio I need by running out of patience.