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Witty quote about personal independence and others' flaws, with a humorous, playful vibe.

I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

Commentary:
"Looks like I'll need to start a 'Low Standards Anonymous' support group 😂🙄 #SingleAndNotSettling"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged dating, everyone, expectations, humor, relationship, self-reflection, shortcomings, single on May 22, 2026 by slickboy.

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