I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

I just want someone who can see through all my bullshit and hate me for who I really am.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers about it?

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

My dad wasn’t absent or present; he was a secret third thing.