I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind. I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me. Welcome to your 40s: you’re not exhausted, that’s just your face now. I’ll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome. Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”
