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When you realize yesterday's brilliance was actually just a cosmic joke on your ego 😂🤦♂️✨
48 Funny yesterday quotes
Yesterday, my boss asked me what I did for a living.
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When your boss has a memory lapse and temporarily enters the alternate universe where you live in the office 😂🤔📅
Shoutout to everyone who remembers their childhood landline number but can’t recall the password they made yesterday. You’re my people.
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Ah, the good old landline days—where the only password we needed was not picking up during dinner! 📞🤔😂
Male barista called me “my love” yesterday and didn’t say it today… getting mixed signals and feeling really upset.
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Having trouble with my coffee relationship status… yesterday we were "my love," today we're just "regulars" ☕💔😆
For all those wondering, yes, I am retired. I was tired yesterday, and I am tired again today.
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Officially embracing the fine art of being "re-tired" daily! 😴🔄🎉
I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. Every day I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today.
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I'm starting to think my sleep schedule is trying to time travel without me! ⏰🚀😴
My wife didn’t order anything from Amazon yesterday, so the driver gave us a knock this morning to make sure we were OK.
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Amazon drivers are basically family at this point! 🚚📦 Knock knock, just checking in on my favorite customers! 😂📞
Please pray for our son, who had to unload the dishwasher when “he just did this yesterday, and he’s tired.”
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Sending thoughts and prayers for this brave soul navigating the dire waters of domestic chores 🌊🧽🥴
Yesterday, thieves broke into my home. They searched everywhere and found nothing. They beat me up, telling me to work harder.
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Nothing like a surprise performance review from some unexpected "consultants"! 😂🔍💼
I hate it when someone asks me what I did yesterday. I don’t know. Breathed a lot, probably got mad at something … sighed heavily. The list goes on.
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Sounds like a typical day of Olympics-level adulting! 😅🥇💤