15 funny exhausted quotes - Wordgag

Having a job is crazy. When you’re at home, you feel lonely and want to go to work. When you’re at work, you’re exhausted and just want to go home.

May 30, 2026

It’s the weekend, so naturally, I’m going to spend 48 hours doing nothing, and still be exhausted.

May 30, 2026

I can’t wait to go to bed, get terrible sleep, and wake up exhausted with a sore back.

May 28, 2026

So excited to go to bed and have the worst sleep of my life, and wake up exhausted and aching.

May 28, 2026

Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

May 27, 2026

Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

May 26, 2026

I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

May 25, 2026

My favorite part of parenting is being exhausted all the time and losing the will to live.

May 25, 2026

Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

May 24, 2026

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

May 24, 2026

Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.

May 22, 2026

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not exhausted, that’s just your face now.

May 20, 2026

I’m trying to be awesome today, but I’m too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday.

May 20, 2026

I’m not an early bird or a night owl, I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.

May 20, 2026

I use karate strictly as a last resort, after I’ve exhausted fleeing and screaming.

May 19, 2026